Sardar:BAProfessor:for sodium???
Sardar:NA
Professor:So wat will iu get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combine??
Sardar:"BANANA"
2.Whats the height of hope???it is:sitting in the examination hall,holding the paper in ur hand and telling urself..."dont worry exams will get postponded any second now!!"
3.once there was a mirror which used to kill liers..
french:i think i dnt smoke..(got killed)
american:i think ilove iraq..(got killed)
pathan:i think..(got killed)
4.In bio practical class..
teacher:tell me the name of the bird by seeing its legs only!!
sardar:i dont know!!
teacher:whats ur name??
sardar:c my legs and tell my name!!
5.Baap:itne kum marks??
bhetta:ha pappa!!
baap:2 thappar lagne chahiyen!!
bhetta:haa pappa...me ne tho us kameeney teacher ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!
6.Before marriage:roses are red..sky is blue,u r beautiful,i love u.....After marriage:roses are dead,i am blue,u r my headache,one day i will kill u...
7.We spend first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them how to talk and walk..and then the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up...
8.Singer to his neighbour:whenever i start singing ur dog starts to bark!!neighbour:it is not his fault!!u start it first!!!!
9.galileo mezhuku thiri vettathil irunnananu padichathu.....grahambel mannenna vilakinte velichathil irunna paada pusthakangal vayichirunnathu...shakespeare aakatte vazhi vilakinu chuvattil irunna paada pustakangal vayichirunnathu...
Enikku manasilaavathathu ithalla"""ivanmarkokke pakal ennatha parupadi???"
10.Examz ke 4 din pehle book dekha tho yaad aayi "kuch to hua he,kuch ho gaya he...examz ke din paper dekhar yaad aayi "sab kuch alag he...sab kuch naya he"
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